You Don't Write Me Email
by Crisses, apologies to Barbara Streisand & Neil Diamond
"You dont send me email. You don't even text me..."
"I remember when --you couldn't wait to see my webcam, you used to hate to leave the keyboard...Now after shutting down late at night --"
"Well, you just turn off the cell phone, then turn out the light. And you don't send me email anymore."
"Baby I remember all the things you taught me..."
"Well I learned how to script and I learned how to game..."
"So you think I could learn how to delete your login name..."
"You don't write me email anymore."
"Well you think I could learn how to delete your login name!"
"You don't contribute to my wiki..."
"You don't write me email any ----